And Jay spoke all these words, saying:
I am the Lord thy Jay, which have brought thee out of the land of Black Ops, out of the house of bondage.
(1) Thou shalt have no other Clan before me (and if thou doest, though shall repent against thine sins and worship only the ODS)
(2)Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. (In other words, though shall make a playercard tributed to all that is ODS)
(3)Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy Jay am a jealous Jay, and shall punish those (and his children) who surrender to the enemy, by way of the Famas.
(4)Speak word of ODS to others and reign supreme over inferior clans (22 and counting)
(5)Speak not the Clan's name in vain, for those who do shall by muted by way of the Gamercard and friendship abolished
(6) Six days thou should Xbox and if unable to then thou Jay shall weep upon thine temporary departure
(7)Keep 5.00am as the sabbath hour, for it is approximately the hour where Jay and Gav did unite upon the fields of Havana where teamwork did'st prevail against thine opposition
(8)Thou shall troll when thine can and if one is killed whilst attempting a troll it shall be an honourable death, which Jay shall smile upon. If thou doest troll and succeed, Jay shall be pleased and said trolling should be uploaded to thou file share
(9)Thou shall kill, always kill and finish a game with a positive ratio.
(10)Thou shall take aim in the name of ODS and squeeze the trigger with hope that others may be made aware of its eternal power. Should thou enemy stay standing, even when thou had'st put a whole clip into him, though shall reload and deliver more ODS gifts upon thine target's face.
I am the almighty Jay, and I have spoken!
