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PostSubject: Thread of Filthy Hmour   October 31st 2011, 10:40 pm

Lulu was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know.

One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a hotel, and Lulu was among them.

The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes line up along the driveway when suddenly, Lulu's grandma came by and saw her granddaughter.

Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line here, dear?" Not willing to let her grandmother know the truth, Lulu told her grandmother that the policemen were there passing out free oranges and she was just lining up for some.

"Why, that's awfully nice of them. I think I'll get some for myself", and she proceeded to the back of the line.
A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all of the prostitutes.

When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered and exclaimed, "Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it?"
Grandma replied,"Oh, it's easy, dear.
I just take my dentures out, rip the skin back and suck them dry."

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PostSubject: Re: Thread of Filthy Hmour   October 31st 2011, 10:46 pm

What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?

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PostSubject: Re: Thread of Filthy Hmour   October 31st 2011, 10:52 pm

Thats one of those stories when you sub characters in for yourself . Jay !!! I didnt know you where such an avid cocksmoker.
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PostSubject: Re: Thread of Filthy Hmour   October 31st 2011, 10:54 pm

Shame I no longer have you as a client, you always tipped so well.
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PostSubject: Re: Thread of Filthy Hmour   October 31st 2011, 10:56 pm

JAY!!!!

not on here! Telling everyone my dirty lil secrets
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PostSubject: Re: Thread of Filthy Hmour   November 1st 2011, 10:03 am

They say people are old enough to have sex when they finish school.....

School ends at 2:30 Cool
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